When it opened in 1974, Wonderland Park was the premiere amusement park in the state. Though it remains open today, years of maintenance neglect and patron indifference has caused the park to decompose into a shell of its former glory. The park’s employees are underskilled, underpaid, and apathetic. The owners are desperately looking for a buyer – any buyer. And those visitors who do visit know the staff usually turns a blind eye to any malfeasance.
The gates could be permanently locked tomorrow morning, so let’s enjoy today’s visit to “The Funnest Place In The Universe!”