Home for the Holidays
“As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.”
- “Turkeys Away”, WKRP in Cincinnati
All you wanted to do was spend some time with the family, eat a little too much turkey and enjoy some time away from the office. Too bad you’re the only one on board with that plan. The holiday season is a special kind of Hell on Earth, spruced up with sparkly lights and tinsel. Good luck making it all the way to New Year’s Day.