For your edification
All you wanted to do was produce a nice, educational documentary. But now your financial backers are making demands about content. When crew members aren’t high, they’re fighting. Someone’s dad is wandering around giving you lighting advice. And there seems to be a family of marmosets living in your trailer. You just want to scream, “For the love… of GOD. Can we please… just shoot… the damn… DOCUMENTARY NOW?!”
Deep in the wilds of Africa, you are closing in on your subject. Your production assistant has bribed the appropriate officials. Your rival is still looking for replacement parts for her “broken down” truck. You’ve gotten your alcoholic cameraman just drunk enough to shoot straight. The time has arrived to shoot your soon-to-be-award-winning DOCUMENTARY NOW.