Time travel. One of mankind’s longest lived dreams. Who hasn’t thought about seeing the pyramids built, or hearing the Gettysburg Address, or watching the Berlin Wall tumble?
Fuck those assholes.
You’re using the time machine for your own selfish, dangerous desires. It’s only a matter of time before everyone can time travel, so why not lie, cheat, and steal your way through history, while placing a few bets along the way to fill the Ark of the Covenant you’re using as a coffee table with some Aztec gold?